Farrah — aka Miss May

Pity the wolf that runs into Farrah Abraham in the woods.

Check out the 19-year-old Teen Mom alum posing for J. Anthony Digital Photography's "Mastering the Art of American Motorcycles" calendar in which Farrah—aka Miss May—wears a medieval-chic outfit she designed herself that's meant to invoke Red Riding Hood.

Red Riding Hood after she's skinned the Big Bad Wolf and made a minidress out of his hide, that is.

"I encouraged all of the models to be involved in brainstorming about their shoots and thought we'd come up with a more creative outcomes that way," photographer Jaye Ott told Starcasm.net. "In looking at the way Farrah's shoot developed, it was as if Red Riding Hood skinned the wolf and was wearing him."

Farrah was in turn inspired by the red "wolf" Big Dog bike she's posing in front (and on top) of.

Ott said that Farrah, who in addition to heralding May flowers also graces the cover of his 2012 calendar, is already being considered for his 2013 homage to classic cars and hot rods.